"I Guarantee To Help You Design A Life In 4 Coaching Sessions That Will Excite The Pants Off You! Don't Pay Me A Penny Until The 4th Session...And Only Then If You're 100% Satisfied!"
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....only if you're ready to take control of your life and fulfil your destiny. Learn how to get complete control over your time and your life.
Simplify your work
Maximize your special talents and abilities
You will learn how to simplify and streamline your life so you do more and more of the things you most enjoy and get paid the most for doing. You will learn how to delegate and eliminate all the tasks that you don't enjoy, so you have more time for yourself and your family.
You will learn how to get far more done, of greater value, than you ever thought possible. You will learn a series of special techniques and strategies that will turn your dreams into a reality.
I get results. To prove it I have an outrageous guarantee. If after 4 sessions of coaching, you are for any reason, less than 100% satisfied don't pay me. Why do I put myself on the line like this? I play professional golf (my hobby). If I don't perform well I not only don't get paid...I lose about £450 (entrance fee, travel & accommodation expenses).
If I Fail To Produce Life Changing Results For You, Don't Pay Me!
That's the way I like it on the golf course and when I coach. That way you are guaranteed that I go the extra mile and then a few more miles to help design you a life that will excite the pants off you.
Stuff you can buy for 4 Coaching Sessions
A week holiday
A second hand sofa
A laptop
A great day out clothes shopping
Life you can design for 4 Coaching Sessions
Design mighty beliefs
Design a career that fills you with passion
Design a clear life path to travel down
Design exciting goals to move towards
Design a positive mental outlook
Design mental wealth
Design emotional wealth
Design spiritual wealth
Design a purpose filled life
I guarantee life coaching will be the best investment you ever make. You will design a life that will excite you for the rest of your life.
I will not take hours and hours of your time helping you to drag up and analyse the past. My sessions are mainly forward looking and very focused, which allows you to get the results you need quickly and enjoyably (life is too short!) ensuring that you get the best value out of the time we spend together. The sessions are complemented with unlimited email support.
I have many years Life Coaching and Business Coaching experience and I have been fortunate enough to help thousands of people from various backgrounds.
I am the author of LifeMap, a personal development book, which has benefited thousands of people worldwide.
I have worked with a wide range of clients. Each with their own unique circumstances and challenges. Many of them have made massive life changes including....
Career changes
Business changes
Freedom from life debilitating fears and phobias
I also use my experience to help other Life and Business Coaches create a second stream of income by creating high ticket information products such as offline and online courses.
Coaching Pricing
My prices are available on request.
I work with a fixed number clients on a per-programme basis and do not sell ad-hoc sessions. All coaching programmes include unlimited email and text support. You will also be given the option to bolt on a free coaching session to your programme for each friend you refer for a free coaching session.
If you are not delighted with my service then you can cancel the coaching programme at any time. I appreciate that occasionally people's circumstances can change and this may mean they decide not to continue.
The real expense is going to your grave with a wasted life.
The real expense is never sucking from the marrow of life.
The real expense is making do and getting by.
Coaching is NOT expensive. An unfulfilled life is expense.
Just getting by in life is an expense almost too painful to contemplate. But unless you feel the pain of wasting your life for another second, minute, hour, day, month, year, five years, ten years or more...you will never take the action needed to change your life. You get one crack at this 'gift called life'. Most people never unwrap that gift to see what's inside. There's more potential inside you then you ever imagined in your wildest dreams.
A great question to ask yourself is...

Testimonial Corner "As part of my regular coaching session, I sat down with George and played the Balance Game which uncovers where you are on a scale from one to ten in your major life categories (career, money, health, family, romance, personal growth, fun and physical environment). Although I'm doing a job I love, my career rated at six out of ten. George asked me, "What would a ten out of ten look like for your career?" and I wrote the answer down in my Game Planner. One of the main areas of dissatisfaction was my work on a psychic phone line. I was spending four hours a day four days a week on the phones which was limiting the time available for other things and frustrating me - something which until that moment I hadn't really admitted to myself. Spending time with George and getting absolute clarity about what I wanted out of my career made me realise just how restricted and chained to the phone I was feeling!
Within 24 hours of simply setting my intention to find another source of income to replace the phone line, I received a call from an expert in my industry offering part-time work with her. The result was working just four hours a week instead of 16, and earning twice as much guaranteed income! Not only that, but the new job offers me the chance to be around someone from whom I can learn and allows me to develop the key areas of my teaching and healing work."
Semele Xerri
http://www.triple-moon.co.uk/
Your first four life coaching session is completely free. Then if two things happen... I frankly don't care if you're reading this at 3 o'clock in the morning. If you're inspired to start designing a life call me now. I'll probably be pissed that you woke my ass up - but sod me! You'll have taken the first action step towards designing the life of your dreams.
1) I think you are coachable
2) You want to be coached
...you will be invited to join my Diamond Programme (6 months of coaching). The Diamond Programme is only for people serious about grabbing hold of their lives and are determined to design the life of their dreams.
Most people hate taking action. That's why they don't have the lifestyle they want. I know how hard it may be for you to call me. If you've read this far - it's time for you to grab hold of your life, pick up the phone and call me now on 01982 552515. My name is George. If you call me Georgie Porgie I'll double my rates.
When You Start Coaching You Also Get....

Game Planner Folder
Worth £247
My clients get access to the ultimate Life Management System on the planet. It will transform your life forever.
George Watts

"Call today for a free life coaching session."
01982 552515
mail@pigofhappiness.com
The Firs, Hay Rd, Builth Wells, Powys LD2 3BP
FAQ "How much is coaching?"
My prices are available on request. I am most definately not the cheapest Life Coach. So, if you're looking for cheap, I'm not your man. But, if you're looking to get long lasting, positive results in your life and career, call me on 01982 552515 now.
Prices are reviewed during the first week of every month and adjusted based on demand. I work with a fixed number clients on a per-programme basis and do not sell ad-hoc sessions. All coaching programmes include unlimited email and text support. You will also be given the option to bolt on a free coaching session to your programme for each friend you refer for a free coaching session.
If you are not delighted with my service then you can cancel the coaching programme at any time. I appreciate that occasionally people's circumstances can change and this may mean they decide not to continue.
I am so confident in my ability to coach you effectively that I do not expect to get paid until your last coaching session. If you are not 100% satisfied that you have received the right amount of value by the end of your 4th session I will not except a single penny.
"How long is your coaching programme?"
I set all my clients up on a 6 month programme (The Diamond Programme). I only work with clients who take their personal development seriously. I've discovered that 6 months is needed to give you the Life Tools you need to design the life of your dreams.
"Who typically comes to you for coaching?"
Anyone who is ready to start living. I coach or have coached: TV personalities, millionaires, psychics, business owners, authors, pga tour professionals, network marketers, models, singers, actors and prisoners.